Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, nor do I own any of the characters. I am not making any money or other profit from this fanfiction. It is purely for entertainment purposes only.
Warning: Language, possible OOC, humor, mild descriptions of girly parts
Pairing: Shinji/Hiyori one-sided
Dedication: To Kaiser969 on FanFiction.Net for giving me the idea for this fic. :)
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